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CONTINUATIONS FOR ALL THE THINGS

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[...Climbs inside the catapult]

You can't launch it like that, you know.

[grabs the lever with her hair]

That's.

Probably not safe. I would not recommend doing that.

...

[GONNA TRY AND GRAB NICHE OUT OF THE CATAPULT]

[GLARING AT RICEBALLER]

It sounds fun now, but if you launch yourself you'll only go flying and then go splat. And going splat hurts.

Niche won't go splat!

When you fly out of a catapult, you go splat. This has seriously got to be the worst kind of child endangerment ever.

Niche has gone higher.

In order to advocate child safety, I still have to warn against it.

Steak!

Nuni!

[and jumps into the catapult]

I said no live things! Steak, don't throw your life away like this!

[IT'S TOO LATE, Niche has launched Steak]

Nuniiiiiiiiii~

[Ding!]

[OH MY GOD NOOOOO]

Steak come back! You have too much life left to live to go splat now!

[TELEPORTING TO GO CATCH STEAK]

[ZOOOOOM and bounces off the barrier]

[TRYING TO CATCH STEAK]

[...lands neatly on Kurt's head]

...Steak I am very disappointed in you.

[TELEPORTING BACK TO NICHE]

[guess who's sitting in the catapult]

Niche don't sit in the catapult.

Steak got a turn.

Steak wasn't supposed to get a turn and neither are you.

[GLARE]

I'm pretty sure there is some adult in camp somewhere that will kill me if I let you launch yourself out of a catapult. Also I'm pretty sure there's a moral issue in there somewhere.

[TOO BAD, LAUNCHING ANYWAYS]

[MY LIFE IS PAIN]

[gonna go. teleport to try and catch Niche]

[flying dingoooooooo]

[DON'T GO SPLAT. I WILL CATCH YOU]

[bounces off the barrier and digs her hair into the ground to stop herself]

[...gonna go grab Niche anyway]

Now you can only play with the catapult under supervision.

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