CONTINUATIONS FOR ALL THE THINGS

[fuzzybluebamf]

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Comments

[ateyourbaby]

[readies her hair swords...]

[fuzzybluebamf]

[oh no hairswords]

I would highly recommend opening the giant boxes with your hands instead of your hair. You don't want to break what's inside, do you?

[ateyourbaby]

[...CLAW HANDS?]

[fuzzybluebamf]

[claw hands might work]

[inside she will find exciting rocket toys and a catapult the size of a small child (but a small child could not fit in it, thankfully). Also the huge box is pretty cool.]

[ateyourbaby]

[immediately putting Steak in the catapult]

[fuzzybluebamf]

[dfhgjsdfhg taking steak out]

Whoa, whoa, ground rules first. No putting living things in the catapult.

[ateyourbaby]

That's Niche's Steak.

[fuzzybluebamf]

Yes, but it's a living Steak. You can't put him in the catapult.

[ateyourbaby]

Steak doesn't mind.

[fuzzybluebamf]

But it's more fun if you put inanimate objects in it and throw them. What would you do if you catapulted Steak away and lost him forever? It wouldn't be fun, right?

[ateyourbaby]

Niche's Steak always comes back.

[fuzzybluebamf]

[why is this not working]

You're still not allowed to put him in the catapult. Or I'm keeping it here and you can only use it under my supervision.

[ateyourbaby]

[...Climbs inside the catapult]

[fuzzybluebamf]

You can't launch it like that, you know.

[ateyourbaby]

[grabs the lever with her hair]

[fuzzybluebamf]

That's.


Probably not safe. I would not recommend doing that.

[ateyourbaby]

...

[fuzzybluebamf]

[GONNA TRY AND GRAB NICHE OUT OF THE CATAPULT]

[ateyourbaby]

[GLARING AT RICEBALLER]

[fuzzybluebamf]

It sounds fun now, but if you launch yourself you'll only go flying and then go splat. And going splat hurts.

[ateyourbaby]

Niche won't go splat!

[fuzzybluebamf]

When you fly out of a catapult, you go splat. This has seriously got to be the worst kind of child endangerment ever.

[ateyourbaby]

Niche has gone higher.

[fuzzybluebamf]

In order to advocate child safety, I still have to warn against it.

[ateyourbaby]

Steak!

[delicioushat]

Nuni!

[and jumps into the catapult]

[fuzzybluebamf]

I said no live things! Steak, don't throw your life away like this!

[ateyourbaby]

[IT'S TOO LATE, Niche has launched Steak]

[delicioushat]

Nuniiiiiiiiii~

[Ding!]

[fuzzybluebamf]

[OH MY GOD NOOOOO]

Steak come back! You have too much life left to live to go splat now!

[TELEPORTING TO GO CATCH STEAK]

[delicioushat]

[ZOOOOOM and bounces off the barrier]

[fuzzybluebamf]

[TRYING TO CATCH STEAK]

[delicioushat]

[...lands neatly on Kurt's head]

[fuzzybluebamf]

...Steak I am very disappointed in you.

[TELEPORTING BACK TO NICHE]

[ateyourbaby]

[guess who's sitting in the catapult]

[fuzzybluebamf]

Niche don't sit in the catapult.

[ateyourbaby]

Steak got a turn.

[fuzzybluebamf]

Steak wasn't supposed to get a turn and neither are you.

[ateyourbaby]

[GLARE]

[fuzzybluebamf]

I'm pretty sure there is some adult in camp somewhere that will kill me if I let you launch yourself out of a catapult. Also I'm pretty sure there's a moral issue in there somewhere.

[ateyourbaby]

[TOO BAD, LAUNCHING ANYWAYS]

[fuzzybluebamf]

[MY LIFE IS PAIN]

[gonna go. teleport to try and catch Niche]

[ateyourbaby]

[flying dingoooooooo]

[fuzzybluebamf]

[DON'T GO SPLAT. I WILL CATCH YOU]

[ateyourbaby]

[bounces off the barrier and digs her hair into the ground to stop herself]

[fuzzybluebamf]

[...gonna go grab Niche anyway]

Now you can only play with the catapult under supervision.