ITP: Kurt built Rogue a coffin

[fuzzybluebamf]

[So one day BEFORE Halloween, there is a fuzzy blue elf trying to drag a very nicely-made coffin into an acceptable position in the front yard. His loving sister keeps making him move it. It will fit in nicely with the tombstones, cobwebs, giant spiders, ghosts, and jack-o-bat army that are scattered artfully around the cabin. Also that pesky Sentinel and the creepy dadneto hammock additions, but who's counting those?]

I can't believe you talked me into this. What are you going to do, sleep in it?

((Open to everyone who would possibly have a reason to stop by the X-Cabin. Feel free to have antics as you see fit, since I missed most of the Halloween things.))

Comments

[fuzzybluebamf]

You realize that if yo want to jump out of it and scare people, it's better if no one sees it. That way you surprise them.

[we-have-a-rogue.livejournal.com]

I don't wanna jump out, I'm just gonna open it real slowly so it creaks just right and when they look in I'll scare em. It's all in the suspense.

[fuzzybluebamf]

Of course. Every horror film addict knows the meaning of good suspense. So closer to the door.

[we-have-a-rogue.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

[have fun with that. she'll be over there...doing something else]

[fuzzybluebamf]

[you can hang up more ghosts?]

Soooo, would it count as more realistic if we crack this ever so slightly? Just wondering. For research purposes.

[we-have-a-rogue.livejournal.com]

[will do]

NO. Any cracks on that coffin are gonna be duplicated on your skulls, got it?

[fuzzybluebamf]

I will do my best to keep that in mind.

So, since you're going to be in the coffin, I'm guessing you'll be dressed as a vampire for Halloween.

[we-have-a-rogue.livejournal.com]

Yep. Gonna use my costume from the Dracula play I was in. What about you?

[fuzzybluebamf]

I found the greatest pirate costume ever, and plan to use it to do swashbuckling things.

[we-have-a-rogue.livejournal.com]

I should've known. Probably comes with a plastic weapon that you'll find some way to injure someone with too.

[fuzzybluebamf]

Oh ye of little faith. Of course it comes with a sword, but you can't exactly poke someone's eye out with one of those. Have you seen them? You couldn't cut butter with those.

[we-have-a-rogue.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you'd manage it somehow.

[fuzzybluebamf]

Hey, if I can manage to get through Danger Room training in one piece, I can avoid sticking anyone with a plastic sword.

[we-have-a-rogue.livejournal.com]

That's debatable.

[fuzzybluebamf]

Just you wait! I'm going to have girls flocking to me at the dance.

[we-have-a-rogue.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. And in all that flocking, that's when you'll maim one of em?

[fuzzybluebamf]

The only maiming that may or may not happen is if I accidentally break one of their hearts.