ITP: Kurt built Rogue a coffin

[fuzzybluebamf]

[So one day BEFORE Halloween, there is a fuzzy blue elf trying to drag a very nicely-made coffin into an acceptable position in the front yard. His loving sister keeps making him move it. It will fit in nicely with the tombstones, cobwebs, giant spiders, ghosts, and jack-o-bat army that are scattered artfully around the cabin. Also that pesky Sentinel and the creepy dadneto hammock additions, but who's counting those?]

I can't believe you talked me into this. What are you going to do, sleep in it?

((Open to everyone who would possibly have a reason to stop by the X-Cabin. Feel free to have antics as you see fit, since I missed most of the Halloween things.))

Comments

[we-have-a-rogue.livejournal.com]

I'm only gonna use it to scare people for the night.

Kurt, that's too far from the front door, no one will see it.

[fuzzybluebamf]

You realize that if yo want to jump out of it and scare people, it's better if no one sees it. That way you surprise them.

[we-have-a-rogue.livejournal.com]

I don't wanna jump out, I'm just gonna open it real slowly so it creaks just right and when they look in I'll scare em. It's all in the suspense.

[fuzzybluebamf]

Of course. Every horror film addict knows the meaning of good suspense. So closer to the door.

[we-have-a-rogue.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

[have fun with that. she'll be over there...doing something else]

[pussyfortono]

. . . what?

[fuzzybluebamf]

She keeps making me move it. Do you know how heavy coffins are? Heavy.

[pussyfortono]

Need help?

[fuzzybluebamf]

If you promise not to blow it up and make my sister kill us both, I would gladly accept your help.

[pussyfortono]

You got it.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

[yelling as he walks into some fake cobwebs]

What the hell happened to the cabin?!

[fuzzybluebamf]

Rogue happened to it.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

[while he's struggling with the cobwebs, he trips over a tombstone]

[fuzzybluebamf]

[that had to hurt]

Watch out for Halloween decorations?

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

Dude, why didn't you tell me you were decorating? I would've helped!

[stillagreenmiss.livejournal.com]

[floating the coffin for him, and also dressed as Gaila (http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/3/3a/Gaila_(Orion).jpg)!]

You guys went all out.

[fuzzybluebamf]

[momentarily distracted by your pretty]

--We sure did! It was mostly Rogue. Halloween is her favorite holiday.

[stillagreenmiss.livejournal.com]

This is my first Halloween!

[fuzzybluebamf]

Really? Then we should give you the best Halloween spirit! How about a tour of our spooky front lawn?

[stillagreenmiss.livejournal.com]

Sounds great!

[needs_a_hg]

[this is. different.]

Uh, Kurt?

[fuzzybluebamf]

What, too many cobwebs? I can convince her to take some of them down. Maybe.

[needs_a_hg]

[gestures around at... everything]

You don't think the whole thing is just a little too much?

[fuzzybluebamf]

Personally? A little bit. But it makes Rogue happy, and I like decorating for the season. It's better than whatever else we're doing, right?

[needs_a_hg]

I think it's better than what anyone else is doing.