ITP: Kurt built Rogue a coffin

[fuzzybluebamf]

[So one day BEFORE Halloween, there is a fuzzy blue elf trying to drag a very nicely-made coffin into an acceptable position in the front yard. His loving sister keeps making him move it. It will fit in nicely with the tombstones, cobwebs, giant spiders, ghosts, and jack-o-bat army that are scattered artfully around the cabin. Also that pesky Sentinel and the creepy dadneto hammock additions, but who's counting those?]

I can't believe you talked me into this. What are you going to do, sleep in it?

((Open to everyone who would possibly have a reason to stop by the X-Cabin. Feel free to have antics as you see fit, since I missed most of the Halloween things.))

Comments

[we-have-a-rogue.livejournal.com]

I'm only gonna use it to scare people for the night.

Kurt, that's too far from the front door, no one will see it.

[pussyfortono]

. . . what?

[fuzzybluebamf]

You realize that if yo want to jump out of it and scare people, it's better if no one sees it. That way you surprise them.

[fuzzybluebamf]

She keeps making me move it. Do you know how heavy coffins are? Heavy.

[pussyfortono]

Need help?

[we-have-a-rogue.livejournal.com]

I don't wanna jump out, I'm just gonna open it real slowly so it creaks just right and when they look in I'll scare em. It's all in the suspense.

[fuzzybluebamf]

If you promise not to blow it up and make my sister kill us both, I would gladly accept your help.

[pussyfortono]

You got it.

[fuzzybluebamf]

Of course. Every horror film addict knows the meaning of good suspense. So closer to the door.

[fuzzybluebamf]

[Moving it closer to the door! COFFINS ARE INDEED VERY HEAVY]

[pussyfortono]

[ helping you ]

[we-have-a-rogue.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

[have fun with that. she'll be over there...doing something else]

[fuzzybluebamf]

[you can hang up more ghosts?]

Soooo, would it count as more realistic if we crack this ever so slightly? Just wondering. For research purposes.

[fuzzybluebamf]

[there is success! with. maybe a little dent in it.]

If we don't tell her she totally won't notice.

[we-have-a-rogue.livejournal.com]

[will do]

NO. Any cracks on that coffin are gonna be duplicated on your skulls, got it?

[fuzzybluebamf]

I will do my best to keep that in mind.

So, since you're going to be in the coffin, I'm guessing you'll be dressed as a vampire for Halloween.

[we-have-a-rogue.livejournal.com]

Yep. Gonna use my costume from the Dracula play I was in. What about you?

[pussyfortono]

My lips are zipped.

[fuzzybluebamf]

I found the greatest pirate costume ever, and plan to use it to do swashbuckling things.

[fuzzybluebamf]

I knew I could count on you.

[pussyfortono]

Aye, aye.

[fuzzybluebamf]

I was meaning to ask everyone, but are there any more decorations you guys want out? Rogue gets really into this stuff, but she might have missed something.

[pussyfortono]

Nah, it's cool.

[we-have-a-rogue.livejournal.com]

I should've known. Probably comes with a plastic weapon that you'll find some way to injure someone with too.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

[yelling as he walks into some fake cobwebs]

What the hell happened to the cabin?!